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We deliver tens of petabytes each month, help us reach hundreds.

Show offers for placing 1 or 12 (+33% storage) months up front.

    • Location
    • Storage
    • Network
    • Upload
  1. Helium

    £10 /month

    • Netherlands
    • 500 GB
    • 10 Gbps
    • 2 TB
    58 available
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  2. Neon

    £15 /month

    • Netherlands
    • 750 GB
    • 10 Gbps
    • 5 TB
    39 available
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  3. Argon

    £20 /month

    • Netherlands
    • 1 TB
    • 10 Gbps
    • 8 TB
    29 available
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  4. Xenon

    £30 /month

    • Netherlands
    • 1.5 TB
    • 10 Gbps
    • 12 TB
    19 available
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  5. Radon

    £75 /month

    • Netherlands
    • 5 TB
    • 2x 10 Gbps
    • 30 TB
    7 available
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Our slots are created by taking the finest servers and slicing them up into the juiciest offers available. All come with a large dollop of friendly support and a happy smile.

  • Installed for you in minutes

    Managed on your behalf

    Easy to use

    Run a selection of software installable within minutes at the touch of a button. We'll keep an eye on the server and keep it in tiptop shape. All you need is a browser.

  • Unlimited databases, domains and possibilities

    Full control

    There's a lot of flexibility available—you're free to run your own software and you can modify our own installations. Only if you want to though.

  • Large set of guides and how-tos

    We're friendly!


    A wide range of Wiki style question and answers containing guides and how-tos to details on configuring custom set-ups. Everything's made easy but nothing's holding you back from using the full potential of your slot.

    We also have actual real life humans to offer additional help when you need it.

  • Optimised hardware configurations


    Our aim is to deliver the best performance possible at all levels. We own 100% of all hardware we use and have full control over how it's set up giving us the power to make changes and boost performance wherever necessary.

Finally, for peace of mind we offer secure connections for everything and have a fully redundant network and power to keep everything running smoothly.

Got a question? Drop us an e-mail.

We won't bite! (Although we might nibble a little bit.)

Are there any surcharges?

Absolutely none! We don't handle your payments directly and only have access to the funds that you give us. This means we have to ask for everything up front and surprises don't happen.

How do I change my slot?

To upgrade (or downgrade) your slot please purchase a new one from this page, open a ticket requesting a data transfer (optional), and then finally request a refund on your existing slot (optional).

This can be done at any point during your month.

How do refunds work?

All refunds are issued pro-rata based on what you've cost us. We believe this is the fairest method for both of us: pay for what you use and let us make ends meet.

You may request a refund in the first seven days: just open a support ticket and let us know why. We'd much rather try to fix your problem first though.

How do I cancel?

You can cancel by simply not renewing. We will then recycle your slot shortly after its month is up and you will be welcome to return whenever you wish.

What happens if I exceed my storage quota?

We have quite a relaxed policy, you're free to go over your quota a little bit every once in a while. In return we ask that you look out for how your actions affect others and to play nice.

We'll also provide you with the means to check your quota on demand and send you an e-mail if you're over. If this doesn't work out, we'll revert to strict limits.

What happens if I exceed my upload quota?

Your maximum upload will be reduced until renewal but everything else will not be affected.

Competitors will often advertise "unlimited" bandwidth but this is a just a way of not telling you their true limits―you will be placed onto a congested network. We enjoy being able to say "our network is uncongested 24 / 7!"

How many users per server?

It doesn't matter. The only other users who can affect you are those that share your disk and we are happy to move users to avoid bottlenecks.

You may also want to consider a Radon slot which provides a dedicated disk.

We even have ideas to improve this.

So, why wait any longer? Not convinced, chosen somewhere else? Let us know why―we love feedback.